Text message……….Hi Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.Regards, Alan.THE RESPONSEFred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.He took out his phone where he saw he had a second message from his neighbor.THE SECOND MESSAGEHi Fred,This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed "wi-fi" to "wife". That’s the way it is with today’s Technology, huh?Regards, Alan via /r/funny http://ift.tt/2sVDw6V
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