I accidentally reincarnated my neighbor's dog

So I have a pit bull. His name is Rocky. He's terrorized the neighborhood twice and they said if he has another outburst, he'll have to be put down.My friends and I were smoking some good weed out on my deck the other night, when something caught my eye. Rocky was silhouetted against the streetlight, coming down the middle of the road. He had something large in his mouth.When he got on the porch, he dropped it. It was my neighbor's Chihuahua!! This would definitely be strike three and I was panicking. Then my friend got a bright idea. He said, "What if just hop the fence and chain the dog up back in its doghouse? Nobody has to know."Okay. So we did.I woke up in the morning to three HARD knocks at my front door. I knew it wasn't going to be good...I walk up hesitantly and open the door. My neighbor is standing there, red in the face, holding her dog out with one hand.She yells, "Do you have any idea what the hell happened here?"I swallowed hard and said, "Well..it looks like your dog died of natural causes."She said, "Yeah it did! A week ago! Some sick bastard dug her up and put her back in the dog house!!" via /r/funny http://ift.tt/2sVJN2y